Page Directory: You: "What do you call a guy who is; handsome, kind, funny, smart, has morals, and respects you?" Your friend: "Imaginary!" - You: Teacher! Teacher: Yes? You: Can I ask you something? Teacher: Sure, go on. You: Would you punish me for something that I didn't do at all? Teacher: Of course not. You: Good, I didn't do my homework. Like if you get it.